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By thenick (Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 02:49:30 AM EST) fun loving cows (all tags)

I hate spelling errors. Seriously, I hate them with all of my soul. If I met spelling errors in a dark alley, I would bludgeon them to death with a pipe, then have my way with them. I was a copy editor in journalism class during high school. Spelling errors were my bitches.

Check this out: I'm about eleventy billion deep, yet I've managed to post a spelling-error free diary. It's not that hard.

I've got Friday off, which is the first full day I've taken off since last May, and even then I changed my schedule that week to get in a full 40. About fucking time I took a day off. Next week I jet off to South Florida to get some much needed R&R. I have two goals during this vacation:

Learn some basic Thai
Find an SD card for my new camera at the Flea Market

Apart from that, I'm just looking to chill and maybe hit up the Versailles.

Since I'm completely hammered right now, I'll probably spend the morning praying for death's cold grip to envelop me. In the afternoon, I need to call my sister to pick me up and get my car, which is currently located in this parking lot. After that, who knows what I'll do.

You know what I will do tomorrow? Revel in the fact that I never paid that stripper at my friend's bachelor party for the lap dances. It wasn't like I tried to skip out, she just never came back.

Fucking hell, my head's starting to hurt. Time for bed if I can make it there.

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